Q: What kind of copywriter are you?
A: I’m not like a regular copywriter, I'm a cool copywriter. *wink*
Q: What’s your favorite animal?
A: This one's easy. Overweight chihuahuas.
Q: What do you spend too much time thinking about?
A: Figuring out which subway car door to stand next to in order to optimize my commute.
Q: hey wyd? u up?
A: Honestly, probably. I’m definitely more of a night person than a morning person.
Q: How about a ~FuN FaCt~ about where you’re from?
A: My hometown is the city that brought the world Smash Mouth.
Q: Any tattoos?
A: I’ve got a dinosaur on my left forearm and if you can name the species I’ll buy you a beer.
Q: What do you want?
A: Probably tacos… and uhh… world peace.
Q: I’m looking to round out my “30 Under 30” industry list. Are you eligible?
A: Nope. Sorry. I know, I’m bummed too.
